Monday, March 30, 2009

JETER PINKY FEELING BETTER


UPDATE: Surrounded by colleages and relatives, Derek Jeter's injured pinky is said to be "improving each day," though it is not clear how long the road back will take, and some fear the digit will never be able to pull a beercan ring tab again.
One source tells IIH that the pinky remembers nothing of the violent collision this weekend that left it swollen and confused. Still, it's good news out of Tampa to see the Captain's pinky up to its old shenanigans.
God speed, old chum.

2 comments:

  1. Reminds me of Stick the host of some old nickelodeon afternoon show.

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  2. this post is a shot at Jeter.

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