1. Cody Ransom
2. Angel Berroa
3. Justin Leone
4. Doug Bernier
5. Bradley Suttle
6. Marcos Vecionacci
7. Mitch Hillegoss
8. Drew Henson
9. CJ Henry
10. Eric Duncan
11. Elvis Corporan
12. Grant Plumly
13. Mario Holman
14. JT Stotts
15. Bristol Palin
16. Dakota Fanning
17. She-Fan
18. Octomom
19. Alphonso
20. Stephen Hawking
How the hell did Stephen Hawking beat me? Did Abraham write my scouting report?
ReplyDeleteI hear Wailin' can catch, so why not?
ReplyDeleteI have a better glove than She-Fan, and can hit the fastball farther.
ReplyDeleteShe is better with curves, but that should not rank her ahead of me.
I protest.
What position do you think I am playing in the South Mexican Dirt Field League, anyway?
I beg to differ, Alphonso. I flash leather better than you.
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