Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tragic Death of Natasha Richardson Should Give All Yankee Fans Pause to Call for the Beaning of Youkilis

This week, we learned the grim reality: Any blunt head trauma can prove fatal.

We offer our condolences to the family of Natasha Richardson.

Her death has prompted a little soul-searching about the way we've called for beanings of a certain Redsock.

FOR THE RECORD: WE HEREBY RESCIND OUR CALLS FOR THE VIOLENT, POTENTIALLY FATAL BEANING OF KEVIN YOUKILIS.

Neck. We say... Think neck.

Square on the neck. Windpipe. Adam's apple. Vocal chords.

Yes. A 98-mph lead grenade to the old voicebox ought to make him sing a different tune -- and at a higher octave, too, heh heh.

No more Youkilis beanings!

IT'S CLOTHESLINE TIME, BABY!

MUTE THE YOUK!
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    This is a prudent, mature and reasonable call.

    WTF???

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  2. StangMarch 19, 2009 at 9:45 PM

    Or we could just look at him funny and his ankles will go out.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    I think the wrist is the spot the Red sox always aim for on Derek.

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