Saturday, April 18, 2009

Horror Movie Blurb: You'll keep repeating, "It's only one ballgame, it's only one ballgame..."

Three days into the new luxury box reality, we have already suffered two of the most humiliating defeats in years.

Really now, ask yourselves: Weren't we all hoping for another grand slam home run in the 9th, so they would have racked up 26 runs? Wouldn't it have been more enjoyable to see Damaso Marte clubbed around one more time?

This was surreal, watching Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira and Johnny Damon standing in t-shirts and watching Cleveland -- Cleveland -- kick our asses around with a score that belonged in a Little League game.

The greatest fear of all... what if Alphonso is right?
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    This is enough. CMW deserves the "Eight Belles" tretment.

    -Homser Angel

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  2. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    My misspellings do not detract from the truth of my message.

    -Hosmer Angel

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  3. Rockin' RichApril 18, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Go Marlins!

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  4. StangApril 18, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    When is Alphonso ever wrong?

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  5. She-FanApril 18, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    Alphonso said we'd end up in third place. I'm beginning to think he was being optimistic.

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  6. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    Wang is nothing to worry about. We have Hughes. Let Wang go figure his stuff out. He hasnt pitched in a while. This happens sometimes to pitchers after long DL stints.

    The real problem is Matsui and Nady gone.

    We should have signed Manny.

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  7. adamApril 19, 2009 at 2:04 AM

    If this Yankees team finishes 4th or 5th in the AL East, it will be the biggest debacle since the Detroit Lions.

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