Monday Rainout Delays Gala Big Apple Homecoming of Geise

"DANNY BOY'S BACK!"

Bagpipes reverberated through Big Apple Subways and Burger Kings yesterday, as fans rejoiced over the first reunion of Dan Geise and the Citi That Never Sleeps (Trademark Phrase), though a bittersweet memory it would be, as New York's favorite Dan would reappear clad in Oakland hues.

"It's Danny!" cried Mrs. Girardi, from the dugout stoop, as little brother Melky bolted down the steps. "I knew you'd come back. Look, everybody! It's Danny! He's come home!"