Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Phil Hughes Saves America

Suddenly, the sun is shining.

Suddenly, there is hope in this great land.

Suddenly, children feel free again.

Phil Hughes has come unto us, bearing the gift of Yankee victory. Let us again know ourselves to be a proud nation, a land of hard workers and pretty women, and dentists who do not charge an arm and a leg. Yes, we are whole again. The Yankees are back! Thank you, Phil Hughes.

4 comments:

  1. Employee of the Month! Employee of the Month! Employee of the Month!

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  2. I am so happy I could just cry. Or stop crying.

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  3. DONT MAKE HIM EOTM

    I BEG OF YOU

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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  4. For my next nominee for Employee of the Month, let's go back to last night's 7th inning and John Sterling:

    "It is HIGH... it is FAR... IT IS... A GRANDSLAMOLINA FROM MOLINA!!!"

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