Thursday, April 30, 2009

When YES Doesn't Exactly Mean Yes

The front page of the Yankees' internet sex site, yesnetwork.com, features a clip from a naked video of someone named Nick Stripper. There must be a button you can click and pay $2,500 to watch the rest, but I can't find it on my WebTV and it's not something I feel comfortable asking the kids to figure out.

There's not much action anywhere else on the site today. Ken Singleton spent one night at home with his pretty sex-blogger wife and, from the sound of it, got nothing. Meanwhile, Kimberly Jones stowed away on the Yankees' Bang Plane, where old Phil Coke begged her for some sex act called a "fire drill." I don't even know what that is! Anyway, K-Jo brushed him off, preferring to leer at the under-24s and fantasize that "Joba and Hughes could be very, very good for each other" while letting Brian Bruney touch her keyboard.

This is not enough for the perverts who practically live at yesnetwork.com. They're actually starting to beg:




The Yankees need to fix this.

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