Wednesday, May 20, 2009

John Sterling Zombie WinWarble: 3.42 seconds... Worst Warble Ever

John's game-ending bellow lasted a measily 3.42 seconds.

Three point four two seconds.

It is the shortest WinWarble in recorded history, (The previously measured shortest WinWarble came July 2, 2008. It was 4.42 seconds.)

A week ago, he was topping 7.00.

The Voice of the Yankees, driven by Jeep, is collapsing, yet the team has won 8 straight.

A bubble? Calm before the storm?

IS THIS THE WINWARBLE OF A HAPPY MAN?

4 comments:

  1. Jerry Remy could do better from his hospital bed.

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  2. 8 game streak and hes already Jaded. Pick up the pace old man they were talking about replacing you just the other day!

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  3. he's freaking out... that stuff ny post said about him is messing him up.

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  4. Or he didn't want to show the Orioles up after a rout. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

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