Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sterl Index Plunges; John upset over lead-off walk in 9th

The Sterl Hurl WinWarble Index fell 130 points Sunday, as John turned in a meager 4.66 second Yankee Yodel.

But the big pain comes today: No Tarzanic Triumph Treatment at all... following the walk-off loss to Cleveland.

John was deeply hurt by Phil Coke's ninth inning lead-off walk. You heard it in his voice. In the post-game show, he could barely recap it.

This is not good. Have we tempted fate by naming John the May Employee of the Month?

Remember: April may... but June julies.
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6 comments:

  1. Nolan RyanMay 31, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Is Wong on a pitch count?

    Why were those guys pitching?

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  2. unanimousMay 31, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    This is the dumbest statistic ever!

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  3. el duqueMay 31, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    It's been a while since Joe completely flubbed a game, as he did today.

    I cannot understand why he didn't stay with Wang. It would serve our long term goals to have Wang go longer. Wang was throwing well. What a horrible decision.

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  4. Ted's frozen headMay 31, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    More days in first was the dumbest stat ever.

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  5. el duqueMay 31, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    Uanimmous,

    Holds are the dumbest statistic ever.

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  6. AnonymousMay 31, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    Flubbed in the top of the ninth by leaving Gardner on first so Jorge could ground into a double-play.

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