Sunday, May 3, 2009

A Threatening Ode to a Certain Lugnut of our Esteemed Bullpen

How you please us,
When you tease us.

You just thrill us,
Then you kill us.

Desecrate us,
Do you hate us?
How you scare us,
Jose Veras.

First, return us,
Next day, burn us.
As teams shell us,
Folks can smell us!
When you hurt us,
You subvert us.

Best beware us,
Jose Veras.

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