Thursday, May 7, 2009

What Manny Ramirez's Positive Test and 50-Game Suspension Means

If you scanned the Web right now (11:48 am) through Google, the only two places reporting this are that rag, the L.A. Times and us.

It Is High, It Is Far, It Is... caught. Breaking News, baby. Always be closing!

This changes the entire 'roidscape. For the last few months, Alex Rodriguez has been the media target, the paparazzi pinata. But now, another star takes the spotlight.

All those idiots in Redneck Nation can breath deep, and claim he never did it while he wore the silly hanging socks.

But, now is the chance. Now is when the other 103 players on that list need to be outted, even if Yankees are on there, we need that list. This makes the playing field a little more even. Think Manny is on that list, right next to Big Popout David Ortiz?

Can Manny expect to find that guinea pig Selena Roberts rooting around in his garbage cans behind his six-car garage when he gets home today?

Rejoice, Yankee fans. Rejoice and party like its 1999!

6 comments:

  1. So Much for the good guy Clean Red Sox teams, Red sox Fans have said the Yankees Cheated and the last 4 Wins for the Yankees do not count,

    OK if true then this means 1918 and the "Curse Of The Bambino" is Back

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  2. The Boston media and ESPN will protect the Red Sox as long as they can. That won’t be forever.

    What will have to happen for the truth to come out about their roided out 2004 team is Gammons needs to go to his reward in the sky and a player from that team needs to blow the whistle in a money grabbing book opportunity.

    The Red Sox organization pisses a lot of ex players off and sooner or later some player from that era is going to come out swinging.

    I’m not at all surprised Gammons jumped to Manny’s defense this quickly. He knows what a positive test for Manny means to the Red Sox even when Manny is a Dodger.

    Gammons will put behind his petty feelings for Manny and defend him to the death because in his mind he’s defending the Red Sox.

    It’s all transparent and sad.

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  3. Remember when the red sox said that the 2003 ALCS doesn't count because Giambi was juiced? check out www.bostondirtdogs.com/Headline_Archives/2004/12/giambi_on_stero.html

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  4. The best part is nobody is writing about A-Rod today!

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  5. "Remember when the red sox said that the 2003 ALCS doesn't count because Giambi was juiced? check out www.bostondirtdogs.com/Headline_Archives/2004/12/giambi_on_stero.html"

    Did you see the ad for redneck shirts on that page? The 'women' in the ad -- I look hot compared to them! No wonder Manny needed help for that 'little' ED problem!

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  6. now that Manny has half the season off he'll have to go home to his private island and wallow while he sips iced tea and works on his tan, poor guy

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