Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Big Papi Silences Naysayers with Bat Explosion


This ought to keep him in the lineup another month.

11 comments:

  1. His average soared from .185 all the way to... .186!

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  2. ... and he's within 45 points of hitting his listed weight! And within 75 points of hitting his actual weight!

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  3. What savage imbecile walked the bottom of the order? That has to be Ellsburys first walk this year. Unreal. Throw strikes stupid.

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  4. Well that proves it, he's back on the roids. Lets see Simmons try to defend that hard hit single.

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  5. u morons...stop with ur jealous hatred of a clean player who was way more clutch than anyone on ur shitty team, mainly A-Roid. He might be strugglin this year but I'm pretty sure he's brought the sox 2 titles...how many does that piece of shit A-Roid have? How many? Oh...that's right. ZERO...he will never win cuz hes a pathetic human being and all of u are pathetic skank fans...grow up and focus on ur own shitty team

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  6. Well. Anonymous sure told us. I feel bad now.

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  7. You morons, don't talk about Big Papi that way! *sob* He brought the sox 2 titles; He's the clutchest player ever! Jeter, Mo, and Posada may have 4 titles, but Aroid has zero! *sob* Until Theo says he's old, and on que Schilling, Pedoria, and Papelbon say he wasn't a team player kinda like Manny, Pedro, and Nomar, no one can link him to roids until he leaves the sox! *sob*

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  8. may i remind u all of 2004 u shitheads...yea it hurts doesn't it...uh huh I thought so

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  9. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS READERS AND MAKING MONEY!!! HE'S A HUMAN BEING!!!! JUST LEAVE BIG PAPI ALONE!!!

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  10. Everytime Papi whiffs we will donate $10 to WCBS.

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  11. I'll donate a kidney every time he hits a dinger. I mean, I've got two and all.

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