Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Heller the heller returning to New York


Jane "Kellin'" Heller, author of "Confessions of a She-Fan"
(alias Jason Zillo's worst nightmare)
Book signing: Wednesday, June 17, 3:30-5:30 p.m.
Tomorrow
Before Yankees-Nats game
Stan's Bar, across from old Yankee Stadium
(alias the real Yankee Stadium)

RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR:
Possible appearance of Alphonso --
the world's most pessimistic Yankee fan
(and, hence, the most realistic.)
(SECONDARY NOTE: Alphonso's appearance will be
canceled if Heller's restraining order is upheld in tme.)
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5 comments:

  1. Al[phonsoJune 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Restraining orders have never kept me out of Stan's Bar .

    But it will be hard to find parking in the Bronx for a Nationals game.

    The worst team in the history of baseball, and I bet they take 2 0f 3.

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  2. Whitey FraudJune 16, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    I hear Superfrankenstein is negotiating to write the comics adaptation of her book according to a rumor I just started.

    Maybe with Betty and Veronica?

    Awesome!

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  3. She-FanJune 16, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    Jason Zillo has issued a restraining order, but a "Free She-Fan" protest march is currently making its way up Fifth Avenue.

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  4. Rufus T. FireflyJune 16, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Alfie is drunk already!

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  5. Whitey FraudJune 16, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    I thought the "Free She-Fan thing was:

    Pick one
    a) a complimentary copy of the book (as if!)
    b) in Tehran

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