Sunday, June 14, 2009

John, tired and sluggish from 15-0 blowout over Mets, warbles weakly

John Sterling, haggard from a day of tabulating Yank runs, blew a meager 4.89-second WinWarble Sunday -- 0.11 seconds below the famed Fran Healy Line, the universal measurment of sports announcing excellence -- following the team's' 15-0 crushing of the crosstown rival Mets.

Here it is:

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2 comments:

  1. StangJune 15, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Doug Mientkiewicz tweeted yesterday:

    "Nothing like it lose 1 game the world is ending win 1 world series champs!! Gotta love it"

    Gotta love it indeed. I wonder if we're not doing the same to John.

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  2. FonzJune 15, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    John is losing something off his warble, that is clear.

    It is like johan Santana losing something off his fastball.

    Maybe John has a blister or a split vocal chord.

    In any case, his next start will be crucial.

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