Sunday, June 28, 2009

New Letterman joke: Sarah Palin attended a Boston Redsock game. During a break in the action, the team owner married her daughter

ANYTHING TO GET LAID DEPT:

Yesterday, Boston owner/tweater/investor John Henry finally married the golddigger.

He's 60. She's 30.

He's worth $860 million.

They met last year in a bar.

Among the guests was MLB's $18 million-per-year Commissioner, Bud Selig, who has a thing for signing 16-year-old Latino boys.

Behold... the most generous wedding photo ever taken.
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4 comments:

  1. StangJune 28, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    NULLIFY THE VOTE AND RESTART THE POLL WITH VOICE OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES JOHN STERLING IN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS A JUNE YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH NOMINEE.

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  2. AnonymousJune 29, 2009 at 2:05 AM

    You are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. StangJune 29, 2009 at 2:39 AM

    No he's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. BernBabyBernJune 29, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    And to think ... if he'd met her just 13 short years ago he'd be in jail.


    (That's John Henry and his bride, not SUPERFRANKENSTEIN and John Sterling)

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