The Sarah Palin-at-Yankee game jokes David Letterman should have told

David is Imusing all over the place, apologizing to everybody -- Sarah Palin, the Pope, children everywhere -- everybody but Arod -- for the joke he told last week:

Sarah Palin was in New York and attended a Yankee game. During a break in the play, her daughter got knocked up by Arod.

He apologized to Sarah. Well, what about Arod! He doesn't have feelings? Good grief. He's a superstar. He does strippers, models, actresses. Surely, Arod could do better than Sarah Palin's daught-

OMG! WTF! What have I done! WHAT HATH I SAID!

I hereby apologize to Gov. Palin for the above horrible joke. I didn't mean it. I was trying to... yeesh... I'm a scumbag... I didn't... I couldn't...

WAIT! IDEA: Lemmie make it up to you with some rib-tickling Sarah-at-Yankee Stadium jokes, the kind our grammas can laugh at.

Heyyyyyyy, didja hear Sarah Palin was in New York and attended a Yankee game? Near the dugout, a fan yelled, "Look, there's Melky!" And Sarah shouted, "THIS IS MY YOUNGER DAUGHTER, NOT THE PREGNANT ONE. LEAVE US ALONE!"

Heyyyy, Sarah Palin was in New York and attended a Yankee game. During the pre-game, somebody yelled, "Come here, Pettitte!" And Sarah shouted, "NO, SHE WON'T PET IT! YOU'RE THINKING OF MY OTHER DAUGHTER, DAMMOT! LEAVE US ALONE!"

Heyyyyyy, Sarah Palin was in New York and attended a Yankee game. She was carrying a heavy bag near the dugout, and one of the players yelled, "Hey, give 'em a hand, Joba!" And Sarah said, "THAT'S MY OTHER DAUGHTER! NOT THIS ONE! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?"

Heyyyyyy, Sarah Palin was in New York and attended a Yankee game. Somebody said, "Look! Tina Fey...!"