Thursday, July 2, 2009

It's almost time to celebrate the purchasing of this year's crop of Latino teenage boys

It's July 2-5... MLB Latino Boy Exploitation Weekend!

Let's all unwrap the presents under our tree, the 16-year-old boys from South of the Border, thanks to Major League Baseball's wise system of plantation pedophilia -- mixed with graft!

Yes, when you can sign a boy at 16, it means he's been scouted, pimped, processed and pedaled from roughly age 12!

Congratulations, Bud Selig (at $18 million salary, he's the Bobby Abreu of Commissioners!) on another successful cattle drive!

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