Everyone keeps saying that it's amazing that they're tied for first place, after losing all 8 games.
However I disagree. We're a lot BETTER than them against the rest of baseball. The only reason we're tied is because after they humiliated us the team went into a tailspin (see mets minus castillo, nats, florida)
Therefore I propose that the next series we have with boston, let's just forfeit the games.
Had we done it previously we'd have kept our dignity. They'd have been awarded with the wins. and we'd be 5 games up in the standings.
And even though the Yankee's medical team has yet to put "a name on it," as they say, the symptoms of his injury included:
1. An inability to get lefties out.
2. An inability to get righties out.
3. An inability to prevent inherited runners from scoring.
4. An inability to contribute anything positive to the team.
The Yankees are trying to figure out how they can keep him on the DL all season long, so as not to have to send back down some emerging superstar like Albaladejo.
Meanwhile, I think they are trying Marte in the outfield with Ramiro Pena in Scranton.
The Pirate's fans knew that Marte was a fraud, and continue to laugh in their beers at the mere mention of the deal that sent him to the glorious Yankees.
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Everyone keeps saying that it's amazing that they're tied for first place, after losing all 8 games.
ReplyDeleteHowever I disagree. We're a lot BETTER than them against the rest of baseball. The only reason we're tied is because after they humiliated us the team went into a tailspin (see mets minus castillo, nats, florida)
Therefore I propose that the next series we have with boston, let's just forfeit the games.
Had we done it previously we'd have kept our dignity. They'd have been awarded with the wins. and we'd be 5 games up in the standings.
I'm surprised YOU didn't come up with that duque
I"m curious as to whether It Is High has any idea where Damaso Marte or if he ever even actually existed.
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ReplyDeleteDamaso is still re-habbing a phantom injury.
And even though the Yankee's medical team has yet to put "a name on it," as they say, the symptoms of his injury included:
1. An inability to get lefties out.
2. An inability to get righties out.
3. An inability to prevent inherited runners from scoring.
4. An inability to contribute anything positive to the team.
The Yankees are trying to figure out how they can keep him on the DL all season long, so as not to have to send back down some emerging superstar like Albaladejo.
Meanwhile, I think they are trying Marte in the outfield with Ramiro Pena in Scranton.
The Pirate's fans knew that Marte was a fraud, and continue to laugh in their beers at the mere mention of the deal that sent him to the glorious Yankees.
Trying Marte in the outfield is genius, Alphonso! Damon has been looking iffy lately, so why not stick Damaso there?
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