Sunday, July 12, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: DOUG MIENTKIEWICZ THINKS NICK SWISHER IS A TURD

Many thanks to New Stadium Insider Ross for leaving the comment that hipped us to the major breaking story that Twitter will survive without Shelley Duncan, because we have Doug Mientkiewicz:












What the hell: Me on Twitter
Related: Shelley Duncan Swears Off Twitter

UPDATE: Call him Dougiebackpedal:

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13 comments:

  1. RossJuly 12, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    Quality stuff. TAILOR-made for IIHIIFIIC.

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  2. RossJuly 12, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    Shelly from South Park knows a thing about turds, we should ask her what she thinks...

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  3. RossJuly 12, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/characters/10

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  4. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    This could only be topped if Carl Pavano had the same exchange with She-Fan about Doug Mientkiewicz.

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  5. StangJuly 12, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    I love Shelly from South Park.
    But she thinks I'm a turd.

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  6. Ray CornwallJuly 12, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    Steal one baseball from the Red Sox, and suddenly you're an expert on turds.

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  7. The Ghost of Scott BrosiusJuly 12, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    I'm a huge Swisher fan, but after reading that exchange, the level of respect I have for Doug Mientkiewicz just skyrocketed.

    That was fucking hilarious.

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  8. Drew SarverJuly 13, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Great stuff and funny too coming from the guy who refused to give up the World Series ball.

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  9. adamJuly 13, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    I have a hard time believing that's real. It seems like a farce that you made up. (I also love Swisher, his acts, and his bat BECAUSE IT'S WAY BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RETARDS GIVE IT CREDIT FOR, but that was hilarious.)

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  10. StangJuly 13, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    I didn't make this up, Adam. I *would* to get a laugh, make no mistake, but I didn't have to. Doug's Twitter account is listed on mlb.com. You can follow the links to the Swisher tweets.

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  11. PardoJuly 13, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    "Oh he's so affable! OOOH he has an edgy haircut!"

    Swisher is a boner.

    Eyechart Mientkeiwicz is right.

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  12. She-FanJuly 13, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    Doug Eye Chart is a God.

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  13. YankeeMegInPHLJuly 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    Love him, or hate him....and he will tell you the same thing. Doug is the man. Hands down.

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