Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Having clinched pennant, Yanks take enjoyable West Coast vacation

Now that we've clinched the AL East, it's fun to let our minds wander barefoot and pregnant through the Canyon of Heroes. Won't it be great! Johnny'll get his new contract! Tex will be MVP! Joba can buy his mom a new meth lab!

And while we're celebrating our World Series victory, why not help an old friend -- Brett Tomko -- upgrade his boat!

Last night, we played like a team that has 25 Tomko velvets coming on consignment, paid for with 15 outs.

Oh well, no worries! What clothes should we wear to the White House? Think President Obama will know everybody's name? Does Kate Hudson have sisters?

Nothing can derail us, right?

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