Friday, August 21, 2009

Jacoby Ellsbury on Cusp of Redsockian Fleet-footedness Immortality

Lo! The beef known as Coby shall soon
possess the most coveted honor in all of sports:
Greatest single-season basestealer for the
franchise that is synonymous with stealing bases!

Faster than Yaz!
Speedier than Mo Vaughn!
Quicker than Tony C!
He'll soon beat the reigning Redsock king of steals...
uhm... whose name escapes me...
wait... It's Harper!
Yeah, Tommy Harper!
The guy who sued the Redsocks for racial discrimination and won!
Congratulations in advance, Coby!
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4 comments:

  1. Akbar and JeffAugust 21, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Dave Roberts has steals that actually affected games, than the roid sux #8 hitter.

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  2. Akbar and JeffAugust 21, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Dave Roberts has MORE steals that actually affected games, than the roid sux #8 hitter.

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  3. el duqueAugust 21, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    Let's not ruin a good day by mentioning Dave Roberts.

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  4. Akbar and JeffAugust 21, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Duque, you obviously haven't heard him as an analyst on the roid sox network.

    He makes die hard townie fans want to listen to John and Susyn.

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