Unless he's Carlos Penaed or Carl Crawforded tonight... (who'd want to lay bets?)... the '08 Yankee King of Spring -- all-time month of March temp bullpen situational lefty sensation Billy Traber! -- returns to Yankee Stadium this weekend wearing Redsockian polyesters decorated with Theo Epstein's lipstick and easy-access syringe holes at the butt.
Boston promoted him from Pawtucket-Wilkes Barre today.
Wow. There's a glimpse into our recent pre-Phil Cokian past.
Maybe our bullpen isn't so bad after all.
UPDATE: WE COUNTER BY BRINGING UP ANTHONY CLAGGETT!
BREAKING NEWS: Yankees sign Russ Ortiz. Instant World Series favorites!
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