Sunday, August 30, 2009

Today is Sarah Palin Day at the ballpark


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The first 5,000 fans under the mental age of 14 will receive a Sarah "Don't Tread on Me" tote-bag featuring...
Sarabaracuda Bobble Head!
Pfizer/Fox News annotated Holy Bible (with introduction by Sean Hannity!)
Valuable coupons to save money on the purchase of AK-47 weaponry.
Map revealing the location of every Planned Parenthood clinic nationwide.
Glenn Beck Tea Bag with a dose of Pellosi Poison!
Tina Fey Voodoo Doll!
Autographed Sarah "Miss Alaska" poster fearturing official "Drill, baby, drill" insignia!
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3 comments:

  1. Would you rather see hilary naked?August 30, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Sign me up.

    At least she's bright enough to not live in the waste land that you guys do.

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  2. Bill from HarlemAugust 30, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Good point wyrshn.

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  3. dadlakAugust 30, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    had me fooled for a second...thought it was Sarah's personal website.

    ReplyDelete

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