Sunday, August 9, 2009

What would be the ultimate perfect game?

Nobody for nine innings gets on base... except one.

Youkilis.

For a beaning.

6 comments:

  1. Ministry of Useless April StatsAugust 9, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Did you hear McCarver yesterday?

    "I don't know why announcers aren't supposed to talk about a perfect game or no-hitter...blah, blah, blah"

    Next batter, the big popper walks, on two very questionable 'strikes'.

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  2. how do you walk on questionable strikes?

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  3. I'm not superstitious at all, but Papi saw four strikes that at bat, and still walked. Joyce is a terrible umpire, flamboyant fuck, why does it sound like he's saying STRIKE THREE EVERY TIME

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  4. definitely looked like Popup struck out to me...

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  5. CC said it was a ball.

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  6. Ultimate perfect game: 28 up, 28 down. Youkilis has to be pinch run for because he got his teeth knocked out by a fastball to the face.

    Positive takeaway for Sox fans: somehow he didn't get any uglier.

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