Thursday, September 17, 2009

Cervelli Walkoff Pushes John Over 700 WinWarble Mark

This one measures 7.28 seconds -- a Category 4 WINGASM, and one of the five greatest Sterl Hurls of 2009.

(NOTE: The World Celebratory Gunfire Council, based in Baghdad, recently established international guidelines for the measurement and definition of WinWarbles as follows:

CAT 1: Less than 5.0000 seconds in duration: WINI

CAT 2: 5.0000-6.0000 seconds: WINGRAM

CAT 3: 6.0000-7.0000 seconds: WINWARBLE

CAT 4: 7.0000-8.0000: WINGASM

CAT 5: Over 8.0000: WINAGGEDON*

CAT 6: Over 9.0000: Undefined, exists only in theory.

*Only One WinAggedon has ever been successfuly recorded.)


Here is last night's WINGASM. NOTE: THIS AUDIO MAY BE TOO INTENSE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS.

1 comment:

  1. Not to be technical, but each category should begin at x.0001, unless you want warbles that last an an exact number of seconds to be placed in two categories. I fear that this could cause unneeded confusion for future archaeologists.

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