This one measures 7.28 seconds -- a Category 4 WINGASM, and one of the five greatest Sterl Hurls of 2009.
(NOTE: The World Celebratory Gunfire Council, based in Baghdad, recently established international guidelines for the measurement and definition of WinWarbles as follows:
CAT 1: Less than 5.0000 seconds in duration: WINI
CAT 2: 5.0000-6.0000 seconds: WINGRAM
CAT 3: 6.0000-7.0000 seconds: WINWARBLE
CAT 4: 7.0000-8.0000: WINGASM
CAT 5: Over 8.0000: WINAGGEDON*
CAT 6: Over 9.0000: Undefined, exists only in theory.
*Only One WinAggedon has ever been successfuly recorded.)
Here is last night's WINGASM. NOTE: THIS AUDIO MAY BE TOO INTENSE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS.
Not to be technical, but each category should begin at x.0001, unless you want warbles that last an an exact number of seconds to be placed in two categories. I fear that this could cause unneeded confusion for future archaeologists.
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