Wednesday, September 30, 2009

In tune-up for post-season, John rattles off a 7.27 second WinGasm over Royals

Face it: John could have sleep-called last night's meaningless victory over the Royals, while watching Dancing With the Stars. (NOTE TO SELF: AFTER SEASON, MUST LEAD YANKIVERSE CAMPAIGN TO GET JOHN AS DANCING W/T STARS CONTESTANT) Next week, his calls will count. And yet...

And yet this consumate pro put his million dollar Janis Joplin chops on the line -- as he does every night -- pushing himself beyond the fundamental human capability of WinWarbling.

A 7.27 WinGasm, a WinMageddon, a WinWhatever. We are seeing a Master at work. (NOTE TO SELF: AFTER SEASON, MUST LEAD YANKIVERSE CAMPAIGN TO GET GUINESS BOOK CERTIFICATION FOR ALL-TIME WINWARBLE.)

Listen to this. Could you believe it is the Royals?

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2 comments:

  1. Jim Leyritz's CellmateSeptember 30, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    No doubt about it, the man is clearly ready for the postseason.

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  2. GeofredoSeptember 30, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    I think John gave Farnsy a little payback for all the Warbles he stole. That was a grudge warble if I ever heard one...

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