Wild Card WinWarble prompts unSterlinglike sigh of Relief

Last night's Warb clocked in at a Springsteenesque 6.46 seconds, followed by a comment from the Sterlbermench.

In another year, the clinching of the prestigious AL Wild Card would have prompted John to commemorate the moment within the Warb. Not this time. We are a team on a mission. He is a Voice, driven by Jeep, on a mission.

This Warb should be required listening to all Yankeeologists who someday seek to study Rudimentary Sterlingtonian Thought.