Wednesday, October 7, 2009

10 Reasons Why the Twins Could be Our Nightmare

1. Too young to choke.

2. On fire going into the playoffs.

3. Joe Mauer best player in baseball. (Sorry, Albert.)

4. Can't beat a good team forever.

5. Used to playing before loud drunken crowds.

6. Too tired to think.

7. In a way, already playoff tested.

8. Our hatred of Carl Pavano could blind us.

9. Nothing to lose.

10. Screw this: We're gonna win!
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6 comments:

  1. dadlakOctober 7, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    What happened to "all positive thoughts?" Twins are roadkill.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 7, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    CRRRUSH THEM

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  3. dadlakOctober 7, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    Another comforting thought - Nick Punto

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  4. Kenny PhelpsOctober 7, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Did anyone hear Peter "I'm the smartest man in baseball" Gammons say that the Twins are something special and he's picking them to win?

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  5. BostownedOctober 7, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Yanks just need to go out there like "Aight chumps...lets do dis. LEROOOYYYYY JEEENKIINNSS!!" and all will be well.

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  6. Reasons to hate the Twins AlphOctober 7, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    The worst thing about playing the Twins is that rug rat stadium surface with the white ceiling, off of which ground rule doubles may be hit.

    Detroit wins that game in Detroit on grass. That " triple" would not have become a triple.

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