The Found Poetry of the Boston Dirt Dogs

(Note: This is verbatim from their site today.)

Papelblown, Papelbum,
Papelgone Baby Gone

Pride and Broom for Angels

Rally Chimps 7, Really Chumps 6.

In the End, We Could Have Used
Daniel Bard's 2 No-Hit Innings;
Was That Schiraldi's Ghost Exiting
Through the Open Door in Center Field?

Papelbon Not Ready for Prime Time (Why?)
But He's Still Got a Show on Cable
Aren't You Vlad Tito Decided to Walk
The Not-So-Dangerous Torii Hunter?

No Worries for John Henry...
He's Got 11 Other Businesses to Focus On
Maybe Theo Just Needs a Bigger Budget
With More Sunk Cost Money to Spend...

At Least David Ortiz Will Stop Yapping
About How Great His Season Turned Out.
Jason Bay Is a Nice Little Player,
But Is He The Guy to Break the Bank On?

This Just In:
Manny Ramirez...
Johnny Damon...
Pedro Martinez...
Still Playin'

Bravo!