Tuesday, October 6, 2009

An Open Letter to Carl Pavano

Dear Mr. Pavano,

Congrats on your team's comeback and epic playoff-game win against the Tigers. Celebrate it. Bask in your team's glory. It was truly an epic game.

However, we feel obliged to remind you that you owe us a whole bunch of runs when you pitch against us in a few days. 39.95 million runs to be exact. And when you jog out to the mound against us, we certainly won't forget your debt.

Very truly yours,

Yankee Universe
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 6, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    Dear Mr. Pavano

    Get AIDS

    Yours in Christ,
    Anon

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  2. Jim Leyritz's CellmateOctober 6, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    I want to embarrass that fuck more than anything else in the world. More than a walk-off against Farsnworth. More than a line-drive off Lester's knee. More than Mariano RBI.

    Please, God, give this to me. I don't ask for much. Pavano sold his soul to bring a team into the postseason, but that price better have been eventual dismembering at the hands of his former employers.

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  3. UnknownOctober 7, 2009 at 2:10 AM

    Pavano will pitch like a Pavano.

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  4. UnknownOctober 7, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    Quick! Someone loan him a Porche at the airport, then arrange a meeting with one of New York's Smelliest (in the shape of an NYC garbage truck)!

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