Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Pat Sajac had a miserable night in the super luxo Boras box

The second best part of last night was the episode of Prancing with the Stars happening in the Scott Boras' Super Lap-o-Lux Box behind home plate. The men tried to watch the game, while a tummy tuck ward of machine-tooled bighairs gurgled about whatever was on their minds -- (Sexism alert!) you know: furs, new lipstick colors and Balloon Boy.


Alpha Male Scott carved out his niche in the corner, far from the babbling Brookes.
But poor Pat Sajac -- a man who can recite the infield fly rule like his social security number -- sat in front of a blonde jumbotron of flowing hair, roughly the size of Secretariat's saddle. And she had important things to say -- (Sexist alert!) you know, a new fingernail salon, Lindsay's DWI, that Balloon Boy thing is a disgrace! -- during pitches.
Look at how hard Pat is staring into the abyss.
Uh-oh. Did somebody mention Octomom? God, Pat is sooo tired of hearing about Octomom.


For an inning, both Pat and Scott leave. (A going problem or a growing problem?) By the time she left, the Angels are in deep doodoo, and Pat bows his head in misery.

3 comments:

  1. I would NEVER want to sit in those seats. All that money to stare at the Umpires rear end all night. Scott Boras's Dream

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  2. Alph is already drinkingOctober 21, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    I wonder if they have weeny warmers down there, below ground level.

    I wish I had a bowling ball.

    I would use their heads for targets and launch from second base.

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  3. You will enjoy this post.

    http://myteamrivals.typepad.com/cardinalstigers/2009/10/things-scott-boras-says-from-behind-the-plate.html

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