Thursday, October 1, 2009

Suggested Sterlingtonian Home Run Calls for Juan Miranda

HERE'S YOUR MIRANDAS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SUBLIME!

IT'S A MEMORANDA, FROM MIRANDA!

IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... JUAN!

JUAN MIRANDA... OVER THE VERANDA!

IT'S A WHACK-JOB, FROM JUAN!

HE'S JUANNY ON THE SPOT!

PLAY CARMEN, MIRANDA!

MIRANDA, MIRANDA, ON THE WALL. WHO HITS FAIREST OF THEM ALL?

8 comments:

  1. Juan for the money!

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  2. "Sterlingtonian?" What, is his real name Sterlington?

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  3. I love all of these, but "It's a memoranda from Miranda" gets my vote.

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  4. You would prefer Sterlingian? Sterlingish? Sterlinglike? Sterlingese? I think that Sterlingtonian provides some necessary gravitas. (Although Sterlingese sounds pretty good - reminds me of Stengelese)

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  5. Dadlak...

    STERLINGESE! AHHHH, BRILLIANT!

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