HERE'S YOUR MIRANDAS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SUBLIME!
IT'S A MEMORANDA, FROM MIRANDA!
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... JUAN!
JUAN MIRANDA... OVER THE VERANDA!
IT'S A WHACK-JOB, FROM JUAN!
HE'S JUANNY ON THE SPOT!
PLAY CARMEN, MIRANDA!
MIRANDA, MIRANDA, ON THE WALL. WHO HITS FAIREST OF THEM ALL?
Juan Mirabile Dictu!
ReplyDelete#2-#4 are fantastic.
ReplyDeleteJuan for the money!
ReplyDelete"Sterlingtonian?" What, is his real name Sterlington?
ReplyDeleteJuan singular sensation!
ReplyDeleteI love all of these, but "It's a memoranda from Miranda" gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteYou would prefer Sterlingian? Sterlingish? Sterlinglike? Sterlingese? I think that Sterlingtonian provides some necessary gravitas. (Although Sterlingese sounds pretty good - reminds me of Stengelese)
ReplyDeleteDadlak...
ReplyDeleteSTERLINGESE! AHHHH, BRILLIANT!