Wednesday, November 4, 2009

10 Yankee ways Kate Hudson managed to drop 20 pounds!


1. Quit gourging on clubhouse food between doubleheaders.

2. After Yankee walkoffs, switched pies from banana cream to shaving cream.

3. No more "eating contests" with C.C.

4. Care package from Joba's mom.

5. Skips meal after every Arod beaning.

6. Following Jew slur, returned "hollow leg" to Ronan Tynan.

7. "Purges" whenever Yanks leave runners on base.

8. The Joe Girardi Micro-Management Diet.

9. Halted daily snack deliveries from W.B. Mason.

10. Withering glares from Minka Kelly.
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2 comments:

  1. gwc3November 4, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Nice one. #4 was especially funny.

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  2. GeofredoNovember 4, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    4. Care package from Joba's mom - That is what did it for sure.

    ReplyDelete

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