It is universally accepted that the Yankees and football Giants cannot win championships simultaneously. For one to succeed, the other must collapse.
Why is this?
Hopefully, the Large Hadron Collider will explain. If the collider fails, we must continue to seek the essential truth through poetry and drugs.
Either way, the Jersey football Giants are doing their "Yin."
Last night, they barfed tofurkey on national TV, losing to the Denver Rockies.
A bad Giants team may just be the price Yankee fans must accept. We can rage against the Cosmos. It won't help. The Cosmos won't listen. Frankly, the Cosmos doesn't give a shit.
But the Cosmos can't take back our 2009 World Series.
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