According to the Internet, in a closed door meeting before the Topeka Gun Survivalist Home School Association Tuesday, 2012 economic collapse Presidential frontrunner Sarah Palin questioned whether the New York Yankees' failure to inscribe "In God we trust" on commemorative coins -- kids! now on sale at the ridiculous price of only $29.95! -- constitutes "a disturbing trend.".
Says the Internet:
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Noting that there had been a lot of “change” of late, Palin recalled a recent conversation with a friend about how the phrase “In God We Trust” had been moved to the edge of the new coins.
“Who calls a shot like that?” she demanded.
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Who calls a shot like that?
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Only one God calls His shot like that, dammot:
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The Bambino. The Sultan of Swat. The Babe. The first and greatest God of Pinstripes. But the Eskimo lady is right. We need all the gods we can get.
We say, put "IN GOD WE TRUST" on an entire line of Yankee merchandise, then add an extra $10 to the price.
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Matt Holliday won't come cheap.
"Believe it or not Yankees have interest from Japan in returning Kei Igawa, but he doesn't want to go." Joel Sherman
ReplyDelete- This is simply too funny.
Kei wants to stay!