Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hey Bern, In the Immortal Words of Artie Lange: WAAAAHHHH!

Dear my loyal fans, the 6 people that voted for me:


You should all be committed to some type of institution. All 6 of you. I'm not one to judge; maybe you struggle with keeping off the sauce, put a few too many knives in electrical sockets as a kid, or you're just that guy who sits in the corner twitching and twitching and washing his hands. Whatever it is, though, you guys and gals clearly need help.

Yours Truly,

The Ghost of Scott Brosius
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4 comments:

  1. el duqueDecember 29, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Actually, I cheated and voted for you six times.

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  2. GeofredoDecember 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Although I voted twice for the antichrist: Alphonso... I wish I hadn't voted at all... will that help? Can I withdraw my votes?

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  3. Yankee ShamusDecember 30, 2009 at 7:59 PM

    I haven't written on this blog in 8 mos, and I have 9 votes? Well, 8 b/c I just voted myself once...

    wow...

    I am now inspired to write a post about what has become of my life...

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  4. AnonymousDecember 31, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    @Shame: Please don't ruin the mystery.

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