After long, agonizing deliberations -- this is why we get paid the big bucks -- we have chosen NOT to allow biological members of the Steinbrenner family to compete. It wouldn't be fair. Moreover, it would be wrong. We cannot pit brother against brother, sister against sister, brother against sister, children against dad. No.
In-laws... that's another thing.
Therefore, the nominees are...
Damon Oppenheimer, former director of scouting
Mark Newman, senior vice president, baseball operations
Randy Levine, president
Lonn A. Trost, chief operating officer
Felix M. Lopez, senior vice president
Steve Swindal, former vice president
Reggie M. Jackson, former special assistant
Gene Michael, senior advisor
Brian Cashman, senior vice president
Jason Zillo, director, media relations
Kim Ng, former assistant general manager
Jean Afterman, vice president
C. Stump Merrill, special assistant to the president
W.J. Billy Connors, former special assistant
Constantino Martinez, special assistant
The Yankiverse thanks you for the quick response to its plea for a new YODA poll.
ReplyDeleteThis is some list of suits. I even recognize a few of the names. I had to vote for Stump (along with Cashman and Reggie, of course). What a great name.
Here's hoping that IIH Yankee Blogger of the Decade is next. That should be some show.
Cashman landslide
ReplyDeleteThe ability to vote for more than one candidate ruins the sanctity of the YODA elections.
ReplyDeleteI seem to be the only one who wants Jason Zillo to win. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteShe-Fan,
ReplyDeleteI thought you hated him.
Didn't you read your book?
Or am I already " false recalling" or " recalling falsely"?
I really hope Randy Levine wins, bringing honor and prestige to all red-headed stepchildren around the world.
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