ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS JOHN STERLING GAVE TO ME...
Twelve Ballgames Over!
Eleven Swishalicious!
Ten CompaƱeras!
Nine that's-right-Suzyns
Eight dont'cha knows
Seven Marks a-texting
Six Hip Hop Jorges!
FIIIIVE FIFTEENTH OUTS... (Every other verse: FIVE GOLDEN THUUUUUUUUUHs)
Four Cap-i-tans!
Three Melk-mans!
Two A-Bombs!
AND AN UPPER-DECKY FROM HE-DECK-EEEEE!
Twelve Ballgames Over!
Eleven Swishalicious!
Ten CompaƱeras!
Nine that's-right-Suzyns
Eight dont'cha knows
Seven Marks a-texting
Six Hip Hop Jorges!
FIIIIVE FIFTEENTH OUTS... (Every other verse: FIVE GOLDEN THUUUUUUUUUHs)
Four Cap-i-tans!
Three Melk-mans!
Two A-Bombs!
AND AN UPPER-DECKY FROM HE-DECK-EEEEE!
Please help with the "FIVE FIFTEENTH OUTS" reference.
ReplyDeleteI like "FIVE GOLDEN THUUUUUUUHS!" much better. "THUUUUUUUUH" has to be in there somewhere.
What if we made it the "Fifteen Days of Christmas brought to you by Geico"?
ReplyDeleteThen we can use the outs for the 15th, create a new 13th and 14th and use the thuuuuuuuhs for #5.