Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Yankees hire James Cameron to develop 3D left-fielder


Frankly, this makes as much sense as thinking Jame Hoffmann will hit .300. Maybe Cameron can hook up the 41st Dodger to one of those 3D-body scanners, so his batting stance is converted into a 12-foot tall, blue genetic full reconstruction of Johnny Damon.

Sign Johnny Damon... before it's too late!

The Redsocks have added Marco Scutero, John Lackey, Adrian Beltre and Mike Cameron... without losing anybody.

We have done... what?... well, we went to see "Avatar!"
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2 comments:

  1. GeofredoJanuary 7, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Brilliant Duque- I bet the Avatar could play a hell of a left field.

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  2. She-FanJanuary 7, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    I wish I knew how to use Photo Shop. (Sigh)

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