Wednesday, February 24, 2010

News from Yankee Country: Monster Snownado Threatens Earth

We could face an unbelievable 6 to 12 inches! If so, this could be the last dispatch you'll be receiving from this arctic hell. We'll be huddling close with the children, keeping our hands warm in the gutted entrails of our pet dog.

God help us.

God. Help. Us.

(Taking nominations for February Yankee Employee of the Month!)
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    Kei Kei Kei !!!

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  2. LeahFebruary 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    Nominations:

    Nick Swisher (for cutting his hair)

    Brett Gardner (for growing his hair)

    Jesus Montero (for consistently hitting the ball to the heavens)

    Carl Crawford (for waiting until the off-season to talk about his contract w/ TB b/c he secretly wants to become a NYY)

    I think the Montero one is my favorite...

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  3. LeahFebruary 25, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Chan Ho Park (for crowding an already crowded bullpen)

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  4. UnknownFebruary 26, 2010 at 5:22 AM

    Jonathan Albaladejo (Make me forget Tyler Clippard already)

    Derek Jeter, Yankee For Life

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