Will the Braves steal our Yankee back-plots?

If they sign Johnny Damon -- for a pitiful $4 million as is rumored -- check out the Yankee backstories in their lineup. (Keep in mind that they dealt the biggest of them, Javy Vanquished, back to us.)

Derek Lowe, RHP -- Redsock nemesis of 2004

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Billy Wagner, RHP -- Met closer whom we've always owned; almost got him last year.

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Michael Dunn, LHP -- our farmhand, was to become next Phil Coke

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Troy Glaus, 3B -- MVP of 2002 Angels playoffs debacle, which ended our run
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Melky Cabrera, OF -- Melky
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Eric Hinske, OF -- big hits down the stretch for us last year.

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Of course, some of us are old enough to remember manager Bobby Cox playing 3B. But that's ancient history.