Thursday, February 25, 2010

Yankeetorial: Let's show these greedy players our desire for fiscal restraint: Cut Jeter now, so he can't hold us for ransom during the season!



Derek Jeter and his big-spending cronies think they have the Yankiverse over a barrel. They think they can just show up, having won the 2009 championship, and they deserve pay increases.
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Well, it's time to let these these fatcat players learn that Yankee fans have had enough of runaway Yankee spending!
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All season we'll be hearing how he expects another big fat contract. He'll expect a bigger budget. He'll want this. He'll want that. And if he doesn't get it, we won't win.
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And if we cave into these big-budget demands now, soon we'll be giving 10-year contracts to Cody Ransom and his whole gang. And look where it got us!
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THE TIME HAS COME TO CUT YANKEE SPENDING!
NO MORE BIG-BUDGET YANKEE TEAMS!
SEND A MESSAGE TO HAL AND HANK NOW.
TELL THEM YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!
TAKE BACK THE YANKEES NOW!
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8 comments:

  1. KnobbyFebruary 25, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    I'm assuming this is satire.

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  2. el duqueFebruary 25, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    No. It's bad satire.

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  3. She-FanFebruary 25, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    Secretly, Jeter wants to be a Ray so he never has to leave Tampa.

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  4. TheoFebruary 25, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    Im assuming Knobby is not your real name.

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  5. KyleSFebruary 25, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Hey there everyone, I actually sat down and interviewed Derek this past Saturday, check it out on my blog for some interesting info. Maybe a few things you haven't heard him say before too.

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  6. TheoFebruary 25, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    His third blog post is an interview with Jeter.

    duque Im ashamed you didnt even think to fake that first.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2010 at 11:40 PM

    I'm assuming Anonymous is not your real name. Or mine.

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  8. TheoFebruary 26, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    Blue underlined letters. Im the real deal kid.

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