In a starkly unblissful turn of developments, we're suddenly receiving daily updates on Alex Rodriguez' new drug issue.
Not to worry. Yet. But if something would happen to our hero -- say, lifetime banishment, or being forced to issue another Tigeresque apology, or Lindsay Lohan -- our starting 3B would be Ramiro Pena. Yep. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs -- including Eduardo -- "the New Edwar!" -- Nunez or Kevin Russo.
We would be missing Cody, currently a Philly Phillie. So let's remember his finest hour as a Yankee.
Y'know, Cody is having a really dang sucky time in the Phils' system, just a few miles away from me in Allentown with the Lehigh Valley IronPigs, and frankly some of us think it's because HIS WORLD SERIES RING'S NEVER BEEN DELIVERED TO HIM!!
ReplyDeleteUnless he gets called up just before the cheesesteak boys go to the Schtadium in June, there's NO FRICKIN' WAY they're going to give him that fabulous gem!!!
Can't we get your namesake to talk about this?