Let's go, Internet. You know the drill. This becomes an alt-media sensation, and the next thing you know, the mainstream power brokers have no choice but to cave in. We can do this.
BETTY WHITE FOR YANKEE MANAGER.
One game.
Against Boston.
In Fenway.
Let's hear them boo us with Betty at the helm!
Dammit. We'll have them over a barrel. How can they chant YANKEES SUCK with Betty White as our manager? You better believe she'll have some funny lines for Jeet and A-Rod! And if she has to use the hook on C.C., wow!
LET'S SEE JOSH BECKETT THROW AT US WITH BETTY WHITE MANAGING!
SHE'LL GO OUT AND KICK HIS ASS.
BETTY WHITE FOR YANKEE MANAGER.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
Looks like Don Zimmer with a lot of makeup.
ReplyDeleteOr she could sub for Suzyn some night. If she listens to a couple of games before she tries it, most people won't know the difference for at least 4 or 5 innings.
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