Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Today in Tampa Quiz

Let's see how well you're keeping tabs on our grapefruit greats.

1. In Tampa, Javier Vazquez today worked on his...
a) Curve balls.
b) Fast balls.
c) Hanging Balls.
d) Excuses.

2. Major League Baseball today told the Yankees they will have to return...
a) About $10,000 of their World Series share, due to a clerical error.
b) the 2010 World Championship, due to a clerical error.
c) A keg stolen from a neighbor's house last week by Nick Swisher.
d) Nick Johnson.

3. The Yankees today enjoyed a "bonding" team trip to...
a) A nearby video arcade, to play Skeeball, Indi-Car and Pop-a-Shot.
b) Tijuana, to see a live donkey show.
c) the National Anthracite Museum in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
d) Pedro Martinez' house.

4. Phil Hughes says he is changing his...
a) Change-up, to a different motion.
b) Underwear, to the delight of his family.
c) Name, to Joba.
d) Personal style, to "the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about."

5. Arod has confirmed that he will speak to...
a) Federal investigators about a doctor who might have trafficked in HGH.
b) Kate Hudson, if she will please just stop calling him "Fuknutz."
c) Joel Sherman, but only anonymously.
d) The pitchers of Major League Baseball, through his bat.

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