Can you imagine the excitement when they heard an Olympian was coming? The perked ears! The bounce in the step! The extra dash of Right Guard anti-perspirant. Every one was locked into his batting stance: Lindsey Vonn!
And then some sprinter, who cares what his name is, shows up and gives the yatta-yatta-yatta about staying hungry and going for the gold -- when the real information he could give would concern masking agents for drug tests: Hopefully, they got face-time later for some in-depth communications.
Olympian sprinters?
We are torturing our World Champion Yankees.
The Republican Party is going to bondage clubs, while we play SkeeBall.
Wake up, Yankee Nation. We will not win the pennant with sprinter speeches and Pacman points.
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