1. Presto chango: You're magic, Johnson!
2. And Johnson's Baby Powder stops the Yankee chafing.
3. And the Johnson Administration just drops a bomb on Hanoi!4. A moonshot. It's Nick and NORAD's Infinite Hit List.
5. My name is Nick Johnson I live in Wisconsin I work in the lumberyard there; when I go down the street everybody I meet says, what's your name? I say, My name is Nick Johnson I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there, when I go down the street everybody I meet says, what's your name? I say, My name is Nick Johnson, I live in Wisconsin...
6. It's a two-run jack, Nicholas!
7. Let's do Nick. Nick-nick-bo-bic, ma-nanna nanny mo-mick, fee-fi-fo-fick... Nick!
8. Nick the stick flicks his Bic!
9. Johnson's Baby Oil: Drill, baby, drill!
"Johnson goes deep! It's a rock-hard Johnson smash into the seats!"
ReplyDeleteNick nack patty whack give that dog a bone. Here comes Johnson strolling home!
ReplyDeleteIf you are going to do the Nick Nack, then it has to be
ReplyDeleteNick nack patty whack give that ball a home. Here comes Johnson strolling home.
Nick Nack is a great idea. But I do like the boner analogy too.
ReplyDeletein regards to #3, if you're going to go with a Vietnam War home run call, you have to go ALL the way in. So after Sterling bombs Hanoi he says "Me so horny, me love Nick Johnson LOOONNNNGGGG TIME!"
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, Nick Johnson swung at the ball and connected.
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