Thursday, April 1, 2010

Hadron Collider Activated, destroying alternative universe in which Yankees own 27 World Championships

Too bad. That was a fine little alt-universe, too.


In case you're just joining us, in the current reality:

the Cubs own 27 World Championships,
the President of the United States is Ryan Seacrest; Sandra Bullock remains happily married,

Syracuse & Cornell are still in it,
Lady Gaga is a man,
the Redsocks haven't won since 1918,
and it is April Second, not April one.
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5 comments:

  1. Bye Bye BalboniApril 1, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    So does that mean we haven't won a Series since 1908? Is there a popular Broadway musical called "Damn Cubbies"? Need more info if I am to mingle amongst the inhabitants of this new and strange world into which I have just entered....

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  2. GWC3April 1, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Gaga is no man. Didn't you see the Telephone video / prison scene?

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  3. el duqueApril 1, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Twelve times.

    For the direction and script values, which were impeccable.

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  4. gwc3April 1, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    Music's pretty good, too. She's got talent (and, unfortunately, a face for radio).

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  5. adamApril 1, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    i'd still do her/it.

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