Thursday, May 13, 2010

John's third horror warble in a row: Is Something Wrong?

This one clocks in at 4.26 seconds. HE ENDS A THREE-GAME LOSING STREAK WITH A 4.26-SECOND WARRBLE?

Is something wrong?

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8 comments:

  1. 7May 13, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    It's not just the poor length, I'm equally disturbed by the way he's been saying "Theeeee YANKEES win" as opposed to the norm which is "Ballgame Over, Yankees Win! Theeeee Yankees WIN."

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  2. I'm Bill WhiteMay 13, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    Mark my words. He is phasing out the warble. He can't live up to it anymore. It will be gone for good by the All-Star Break.

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  3. AlphonsoMay 13, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Either that, or he is injured. Just like some of the players who are not yet on DL.

    A-Rod, for example, has to be hurting given his lack of power to date.

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  4. Joe De PastryMay 13, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Maybe John's gotten tired of doing it all the time and has decided to save the good ones for dramatic comebacks and post-season games.

    As for A-Weird, maybe he's lacking something else that used to provide his power.

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  5. BrianMay 13, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    I'm with Alphonso. I say he's hurt. Are we to the point where Suzyn comes in in relief?

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  6. adamMay 13, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Guys, guys, guys, we had this terror last year. There is a statistically significant negative correlation with final run margin and warble length. There's also reason to believe that the "dead months" of mid May up until the All-Star break produce shorter warbles. He's belted out a few great ones in tight games (or even not tight games) this year, so I wouldn't worry yet. The man knows it's going to be a long season and you can't prematurely rasp your vocal cords.

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  7. AnonymousMay 13, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    He is clearly lacking an Edge... with a panoramic vista roof.

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  8. AnonymousMay 14, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    Suzyn: "Game Over. Thooooooooooooose Yanks are fine !!"

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