We pretend it's driving us mad. Jeter starts holding his ears, as if the sound is causing his brain to shriek. A-Rod shouts for them to stop. Tex walks off first base, unable to concentrate.
That causes them to chant LOUDER. Each Yankee will react. It's driving them crazy. In centerfield, Brett Garder will get down on his knees and plead to stop. It hurts too much.
That will make them chant LOUDER. Now, the Fenway frathouse is full bore, shrieking at the top of their lungs, YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. Little children, grannies, introverted mathematicans -- everybody whipped to a frenzy. They'll win the game by chanting YANKEES SUCK. It's the greatest moment of their lives, helping their team, by shouting YANKEES SUCK louder than they have ever shouted anything before.
Then CC beans Youk.
I like it. Substitute Joba for CC and it's golden.
ReplyDeleteLove it!!!
ReplyDeleteI still chant "1918"
ReplyDeletethey can't handle it. The complete ironic ignorance is lost on them and they begin to rage and explain things to you as you continue to chant.
Do we HAVE TO wait for their chant to bean Youklis ?
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